1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
4. A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.
5. Always exaggerate your estimates.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.
11. Even if its free, you can always buy it cheaper.
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
14. Sometimes the quickest way to find profits is to let them find you.
15. Dead men close no deals.
16. A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi.
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
20. He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23. Nothing is more important to your health... except for your money.
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30. Confidentiality equals profit.
31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Insult something he cares about instead.
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34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
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40. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
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44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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53. Never trust anybody taller than you.
54. Rate divided by time equals profit.
55. Take joy from profit and profit from joy.
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58. There is no substitute for success.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
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63. Work is the best therapy - at least for your employees.
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66. Someone's always got bigger ears.
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69. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.
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75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
77. If you break it, I'll charge you for it!
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88. Vengeance will cost you everything.
89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
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95. Expand or die.
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98. Every man has his price.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
100. When it's good for business, tell the truth.
101. Profit trumps emotion.
102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever
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109. Dignity and an empty sack is work the sack.
110. Exploitation begins at home.
111. Treat people in your debt like family - exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
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184. A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.
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189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
190. Hear all, trust nothing.
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193. Trouble comes in threes.
194. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
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200. A Ferengi chooses no side but his own
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203. New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
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212. A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.
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217. You can't free a fish from water.
218. Always know what you're buying.
219. Possession is eleven-tenths of the law!
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236. You can't buy fate.
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240. Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.
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243. Always leave yourself an out.
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267. If you believe it, they believe it.
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285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.